A 46 year old man says that his religious fervor in the Baptist religion ruined his chances of playing football for Manchester United. So he's suing the church for ten million pounds. In other news, I'm suing the Catholic Church for ruining my chances of making love to Farrah Faucett.

Man claims church ruined his chances of playing for Manchester United

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A former semi-professional footballer is suing the Baptist church for £10m, claiming his faith ruined his career

Louisville Lawyer John M. Lally www.lallylaw.com

Fed Supplement with Flask

What every Kentucky law office needs!  A law book with some Bourbon in it.  I guess now that all of our law books are digitized, we have to so something with all of the books.  This is as good as any, I guess.

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A must-have for people who really didn't want to practice law all that much.

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500 Valentines?

Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine's Day, and he couldn't help noticing a middle aged man standing in a corner sticking " Love " stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. Then the man got out a bottle of Chanel perfume from his pocket and started spraying the scent over the envelopes.

By now, Mike's curiosity had got the better of him, and so he asked the man why he was sending all those cards. The man replied, " I'm sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, " Guess Who? "
" But why? " asked Mike.

" I'm a divorce lawyer, " the man replied.




Louisville Lawyer John M. Lally www.lallylaw.com