A 46 year old man says that his religious fervor in the Baptist religion ruined his chances of playing football for Manchester United. So he's suing the church for ten million pounds. In other news, I'm suing the Catholic Church for ruining my chances of making love to Farrah Faucett.

Man claims church ruined his chances of playing for Manchester United

www.guardian.co.uk

A former semi-professional footballer is suing the Baptist church for £10m, claiming his faith ruined his career

Louisville Lawyer John M. Lally www.lallylaw.com